Ehm... Several ways to do nice and colorful things with your computer parts

Avalanche/Trinity/Cryogen

Ehm... hello! My name is Nick! Tadaa! Please stop laughing. Tsk. Now, as you may know, computers may sometimes seem boring. Kinda like those boring TVs! Hahaha, oh I crack myself up sometimes. Tsk. Stop laughing already. Tsk.... well, now. I'll take you in a step-by-step manual to make your computer life, clapiticlapityclap! Okay, I was trying imitate a drum roll..... To make your computer life, a much more colorful one! Tadaa!

Computer monitor.

1. Tadaa! Oh wait, that was too soon...... ahem..... The size of your monitor doesn't matter, hah! That's what men always say about their..... well, uhm, nevermind. It DOES matter, if you don't have at least a 17inch monitor, go away please.... Tskk.

2. Okay, most monitors.... tsk, will have a kind of grate thingie on top! Yes! You know what I mean! Tadaa! You can stick things into it!

3. Okay! Tadaa! Take something you love, like these really neat flowers, and stick 'em like, IN! Oh, I CAN be dirty sometimes! Tssk... Stop laughing! No, really, STOP LAUGHING. Tssk.

4. Cut out nice patterns from nice colorful paper or cardboard. Yes. Good!

5. Get some glue, and glue the patterns you just cut out to your monitor! Tadaa! We now have a very colorful monitor!

Computer casing.

1. Repeat steps 4 and 5 from last step by step guide. Tadaa! A nice colorful computer casing!

2. If you're lucky, you might find magnets strong enough to stick to your computer casing! Now you can have a fridge substitute (with fridge magnets) in your computer room! Tadaa!

Procedure:

1. Cover up your newly decorated monitor and casing with sheets.
2. Invite all your coolest and nicest friends over!
3. Make some cheeseballs.
4. Pass them out. (Tskk...t.t..DUH!)
5. Unveil your masterpiece! (Be sure to add: Tadaa!)

There you have it, I hope this has been informative.

Avalanche/Trinity/Cryogen

"Avalanche?"
"Yeah?"
"Why is there an email on my system addressed to a 'Horny 13F'?"