Quotes, Quarrels and Quips

Collected by Makke & Adok

Welcome to our traditional fun corner. These are new accounts of scene communication culture from IRC channels and newsgroups, carefully selected by the Hugi editors - the very funniest four kilobytes from a dozen megs of logs. Enjoy.

Baloo: damn, my hugi download is slow
Morph: balo: then quit it so mine goes faster..

Black complains about Adok having published his tutorial but not his sex story in Hugi #17.
Black: adok^hugi: next time.. first sex story then tutorial :>
Pheon: black: well you should have writeen the tutorial around a sex story :)
Black: pheon: the sex story is tutorial you nerds could use :>

Adok: trinity1: what is #coders?
Trinity1: i heard #coders was crap
Adok: trinity1: ah, i thought so too :D
Adok: trinity1: what is mboy?
Trinity1: adok^hugi: i haven't a clue
Adok: trinity1: ah, i thought so too :D
Adok: trinity1: who of us is the bot?
Trinity1: no idea, adok^hugi
Adok: trinity1: ah, i thought so too :D

Michael Maier: I want my Perm Connection back :o) My Girlfriend is watching TV
G-Day: sperm connection?

Cruxis: Greetings spots in my upcoming demo are sold very cheap. They will be displayed 5 seconds each and will be sold for the sum of 1$ each, can handle up to 100 greetz.

The classic from Knos about Adok: remember, Hugi is god and he's just his prophet.

Cirruz: Many people think that Lisbon is the Capital City of Portugal, but it isn't. It is just a small village from Marroc. Porto rulez.
Adok: Cirruz: but there are also dumb people from porto
Cirruz: adok: yes. The ones that came from Lisbon.
Adok: Cirruz: did psychic symphony come from lisbon?
Cirruz: adok: psych? No, he is Nigerian!
Cirruz: adok: he is a son from Nigeria Embassador in Marroc.

* Cruxis bows before the prophet, while sneakly looking over his shoulder reading the *CENSORED* mag.
Adok: Cruxis: Well, have you already done a Hadj to Mekka?
Wain: Hell, how should I know that Mekka was in Germany :)

MinMaxTHC: Abort99 demo party: Saturday, 12th December, Ljubljana Slovenia... Cool people, cool girls cool prizes.. COME ! :)
Wojtek: hehe cool girls. At a demoparty?
Sol: woj, do you expect girls to be hot if it's a nerd event? =)
MinMaxTHC: sol: well ... :) this is sLOVEnia! :)

Makke: sulp: what we really need is a demo *hint* *hint*
Sulphur: I want to do something with frenz
frenzy: i want to do something with sulphur :)
Makke: then do something... [not sexually I hope]

* Doz-Tr8oR polishes his nails showing off his English skills :)
* SoulStorm shows his expertise in fuckwittery
* [makke] shows his ass
Makke: take that...
* Doz-Tr8oR takes a photo :)
Makke: NO!

Makke tries to teach his UK friends some Swedish.
Majic Mushroom: jag talar svenska!
Makke: do you speak swahili?
Makke: would you mind holding my dick = skulle du kunna hålla i min kodd
Sulphur: I said that in #sweden.
Sulphur: skulle du kunna hålla i min kodd heh
Sulphur: they not banned me :)
Makke: ok... so put kuk instead of kodd
Makke: kuk is a rougher word for dick
Sulphur: [Saragon] det räcker nu [sulphur]
Sulphur: whats that mean? :)
Makke: hehe... that means "that's enough sulphur"
Majic Mushroom: how would i say, "can i fuck you up the arse"?
Makke: majic: "kan jag knulla dig i röven?"
Majic Mushroom: super!
Sulphur is banned from #sweden.
Sulphur: hahahah
Sulphur: knulla i röven!
Majic Mushroom: heh man, i am a full on swede now :)
Makke: you know all the phrases that can get you in trouble anyway ;)

At last some wise words. "Sometimes with programming, shit just happens, more or less like in real life, and like in real life it seems to have a meaning. However, the problem is that we just don't know the real cause." Dario Phong/Hugi.

Makke & Adok