Quotes, Quarrels and Quips
Written by Adok
Sometimes sceners can be very witty, funny or simply weird. This is a collection of aphorisms, wise statements and strange encounters in IRC (#coders, #pixel, #thescene) and other places that either occurred to me or in which I was involved myself.
<TTL-Logic> Coax cables suck! I get shocks every time I assemble two of them. :( <TTL-Logic> Twisted pair are better. <TTL-Logic> Coaxes contain like 70V. <CoaXCable> Hehe. <CoaXCable> Yeah, maybe I ain't one of those. <CoaXCable> I am a good one mate! <TTL-Logic> A little 5V coax? :) *** LUKE_3D has joined #coders <LUKE_3D> Can you halp me please? <gyr> Luke, use the force. <LUKE_3D> What? <gyr> Luke, let go your feelings.. <LUKE_3D> What is the force? <gyr> Luke, trust me.. <gyr> Luke, eggflip turtle bugie motorcar. <zoon_> Bugie? You sure it isn't bugle? <gyr> Zoon, well, budgie.. but I forgot the 'd'.. <LUKE_3D> Please? <gyr> Luke, what's the problem? :) <|ps|> cxc: Start typing properly. Your getting on my nerves. <CoaXCable> wowo ps <CoaXCable> owow cna u nkow wehre ot get the crazy and a kiss form a rose by SEAL <|ps|> fi i typed lkie thisa ll the time it woldu be stupdi *** Now talking in #thescene *** Topic is 'SCOOPSEX - ORGIES AHEAD!' <ica> Salami's on the phone trying to convince his girlfriend I'm no girl but a Finnish IRCer reserving him this evening. ;D *** Count_NMS has joined #pixel <Count_NMS> hi all *** aGi has joined #pixel <adok^hugi> agi, cunt <adok^hugi> count even *** Now talking in #coders *** Topic is 'new hugi tissue: http://hugi.rockz.org' *** Set by dvb on Wed Jul 28 22:15:15 <dvb> Adok, the topic? It wasn't me, I swear, it was XMunkki, yeah, I saw him changing the topic!! Psychic Symphony's votesheet, category Best Female Scener: [.6.] .thorsten............................................... Comment: "Show this in the quotes. Credit me! :D" Feather/Tpolm greets Unreal & Adok: <fthr> WOJTEK HUGSKI! <rappidSPD> Adok!!! <adok^hugi> rappid^SozialdemokratischeParteiDeutschlands! <rappidSPD> Hehe. Two sceners with the handle Inferno are on #pixel. Loco comments: <Loco^JCE> Two Infernos? ..... Damn this channel is goin' to hell. * MM-3o3'rV slaps adok^hugi around a bit with a large trout * adok^hugi slaps MM-3o3'rV around a bit with a large trout * MM-3o3'rV beats with a 60lb Unix Manual on adok's Head! Eat this Sucker! * adok^hugi smacks MM-3o3'rV with a print-out of hugi16 * MM-3o3'rV shows adok^hugi the Space Mountain! * adok^hugi shoots 10,000 nuclear bombs at MM-3o3'rV * MM-3o3'rV engagin papasmurf to adok^hugi in 5 Mins! *** You were kicked from #Pixel by MM-3o3'rV (Super Kick!) <adok^hugi> Ehehe. <adok^hugi> Actually the right reaction to this would be a takeover... but since this is #pixel I'll refrain from doing so. ;) <He-acidum> Adok - It seems you are a genius!! <He-acidum> You are workin' on Hugi all the time but sitting on IRC too and doing mail and so on. <adok^hugi> He-acidum: Yes. The whole secret is: be fast. <Acrylo> Adok is no genius. <Acrylo> Adok has got 4 arms. <He-acidum> 4? <Acrylo> Sure .. <He-acidum> Huuh. I have 20 fingers... huhu. But it cannot help me. ;( <adok^hugi> Acrylo: But if I have 4 arms I need 2 brains to coordinate my arm movements. :) <Acrylo> Adok: Yes .. that's why they call you bighead at the office. =D <He-acidum> Doublebrained head. <thorsten> Insects have six 'arms' and a tiny brain. <adok^hugi> Thorsten: And they can't write diskmags. :) <Acrylo> But they don't write emails. <Acrylo> Two fools, one thought. <superhoe> Thorsten is a.. is a.. is a.. MAN. <random-> I'm right handed and I have half-brain.. <adok^hugi> The right half of the brain for the right hand and the left half of the brain for the left hand. <adok^hugi> That's ok. <He-acidum> Random - huh. And what does the other half? <random-> He-acidum, heh.. just guess.. =) <He-acidum> Oooooooooh. Guessing is braindamage... The truth about Quakers. "Quaker - a member of the Society of Friends, a Christian religious group that opposes all violence, has no priests and holds its religious meetings in silence." (Dictionary of Contemporary English, 1995. Found by Bam/evolve.)