Quotes, Quarrels and Quips
Written by Adok
Welcome to the sequel to the "Quotes and Puns" from Hugi #13! This section was on vacation in the last issue as we have got several complaints by German guys dreading that their statements and slips on public IRC channels and newsgroups find their way into this mag. In fact one guy even threatened to beat me up at Mekka & Symposium 2k-1 - luckily I was not able to attend the party anyway! By now the majority, however, has realized that a Hugi without any entertaining scenish quotes is only 50% fun. Well, here is what you were missing! N-Joy!
MM-3o3/Octlabs: "(Dick Compo) Results For adok^hugi: [X---------] 0/30cm ! Very short Dick detected !" d-lee/Exceed/Hjb: "adok!" Adok/Hugi: "hi dee lee!" Psychic Symphony: "adok: he is not dlee! he is deltree" thorsten/purple: "i weigh 200 years, and i'm 75 kg's old." White Shade: "adok: they're not the greatest (my earlier writing) but I suppose that's good for non-native english spankers" zeroic (on greeting Unreal/CNCD): "FUN_ERAL" hydron: "Gaffer: any luck with ar.se domain yet? ;)" thorsten/purple: "most of the people who write stuff on newsgroups and in diskmags are full of shit. i like commenting their posts though :)" KB/SDs: "nooo, the winning demo from ms2k-1 is crap, i have to know ;)" Unreal/CNCD: "PS: once I came to #coders, and it was boring.. I yelled 'you can all go to hell!' and right after everybody split :D" MM-3o3/Octlabs: "Reading Hugi is not allowed on Mekka" Adok/Hugi: "hi _neon_, what's it like at TG at the moment?" neon/spetsnaz: "adok: gamers, gamers, gamers and gamers .)" Adok/Hugi: "_neon_: no sceners? no compos?" neon/spetsnaz: "adok: there are some sceners here of course.. and the usual compos... but most ppl are just ircing or gaming" vipa: "neon, no shit" Adok/Hugi: "_neon_: i guess sceners are doing that, too" neon/spetsnaz: "adok: :)" LFO/P303: "Worship the potato? The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what else is more deserving of worship? It's simple, it comes from the earth, and it can kill you if you disobey it." Salami/Nothing: "maybe the idea is pervert. but war in kosovo is good for industry here. probably we get a mission pack for falcon 4.0 ;)" Prophet: "you know what they say about men with longs URLs?" Adok/Hugi: "steffo: thanks. will be designed it" Steffo/Cryonics: "adok, huh?!?!" Adok/Hugi: "steffo: 'will be' designed it.. 'will be' is his name" Steffo/Cryonics: "adok, wicked :) his name will spoil like ALL kind of grammars :)" Adok/Hugi: "steffo: some names are a chaos :)" ED_Lead is now known as EDna dvb/fobia: "the edna from DOTT?:)" EDna: "dvb: hi i am EDna =)" Jin: "dvb: she's fuckable" EDna: "DOTT ?" dvb/fobia: "jin, :)" Adok/Hugi: "EDna: day of the tentacle" Jin: "edna: day of the tentacle" Adok/Hugi: "EDna: maniac mansion 2" Jin: "edna: maniac mansion 2" dvb/fobia: "edna, Day Of The Tentacle" Adok/Hugi: "Jin_: you rule =)" hydron: "Day of the Testicle" Jin: "adok: ?" Jin: "hydron: !" EDna: "hmm... i am getting popular here hehe" dvb/fobia: "hydron, X)" Adok/Hugi: "Jin_: you exactly wrote the same as me" Jin: "adok: oh, ;)" DarkLite: "Everybody should be distributed a halogen bulb at birth. It should immediately be stuck up the babies rear end, and if it lights up, the child is the god of electricity. Otherwise, the bulb is to be removed and the baby apoligized to profusely. This bulb represents the person's life: once it blows out, well, uhh..." black_fox: "i see" DarkLite: "hehe..#coders falls slient for a moment" dvb/fobia: "DarkLite, you've been drinking too much coffee lately >:)" DarkLite: "dvb: nah.." icepick: "coffee or paint?" DarkLite: "hehehe =)" DarkLite: "just a stupid idea" DarkLite: "wow I've never seen #coders this quiet =)" black_fox: "a voltmeter works just as welll to test the god of electricity thing, usually" codeman: "bf, nah, get the butterknife and whack it in the active slot of the power point." black_fox: "that's a potentiometer i believe" black_fox: "codeman: heheh" DarkLite: "black: btw, I didn't make that up" codeman: "bf, and that's the last time i respond to a 'thread' without reading the first statement.. i in no way endorse sticking butterknives up baby rectii.."
Sources: #coders, #pixel, #amigascne.
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